Something Cat Related

Something Cat Related

a-potato-of-death:

princehendir:

princehendir:

Yeah you’re right. It WOULD be pretty fucked up if you were a swan but you were raised by ducks and you grew up never seeing another swan or even knowing that such a thing as a swan even existed so you just thought you were a duck with something super wrong with it.

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ohheyitsjustaj:

Take a fruit and pass it on

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letallthetrashraindown:

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What is the difference between a cathedral and a physics lab? And they not both saying: Hello?

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racistlatino:

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missingmayuri:

I have talked to quite a few Bleach fans over time and one thing I always seem to find is nobody clicks on to who voices Cat Yoruichi in the English Dub

Like the dub or like the sub ( I like a lot including English, Japanese and Portuguese) you cannot deny Terrence Stone who voices Cat Yoruichi has a hell of a lot of range. In case you didn’t know this is the same actor who voices Mayuri.

Imagine for a second.

One moment he’s suave and mysterious and the next he’s sporting the maddest voice you can possibly imagine. Like the dub or not you can’t deny it’s a fun fact on how great Mayuri’s voice actor can range!


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patrickztump:

we can only go on one (1) field trip this year, where do you all want to go?

natural history and science museum

history museum

art museum

botanical gardens

aquarium

space and aeronautics museum

state/country capital

national park

zoo

transportation museum

please pass this around to all of your classmates, i don’t want anyone saying they didn’t get to vote

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boxofbranflakes:

Now matching Shuhei ones so I can complete my favorite guys!!

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maounosekai:

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Pls make >:3 Kensei real

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neil-gaiman:

ebookporn:

• An Oxford comma walks into a bar, where it spends the evening watching the television, getting drunk, and smoking cigars.

• A dangling participle walks into a bar. Enjoying a cocktail and chatting with the bartender, the evening passes pleasantly.

• A bar was walked into by the passive voice.

• An oxymoron walked into a bar, and the silence was deafening.

• Two quotation marks walk into a “bar.”

• A malapropism walks into a bar, looking for all intensive purposes like a wolf in cheap clothing, muttering epitaphs and casting dispersions on his magnificent other, who takes him for granite.

• Hyperbole totally rips into this insane bar and absolutely destroys everything.

• A question mark walks into a bar?

• A non sequitur walks into a bar. In a strong wind, even turkeys can fly.

• Papyrus and Comic Sans walk into a bar. The bartender says, “Get out – we don’t serve your type.”

• A mixed metaphor walks into a bar, seeing the handwriting on the wall but hoping to nip it in the bud.

• A comma splice walks into a bar, it has a drink and then leaves.

• Three intransitive verbs walk into a bar. They sit. They converse. They depart.

• A synonym strolls into a tavern.

• At the end of the day, a cliché walks into a bar – fresh as a daisy, cute as a button, and sharp as a tack.

• A run-on sentence walks into a bar it starts flirting. With a cute little sentence fragment.

• Falling slowly, softly falling, the chiasmus collapses to the bar floor.

• A figure of speech literally walks into a bar and ends up getting figuratively hammered.

• An allusion walks into a bar, despite the fact that alcohol is its Achilles heel.

• The subjunctive would have walked into a bar, had it only known.

• A misplaced modifier walks into a bar owned by a man with a glass eye named Ralph.

• The past, present, and future walked into a bar. It was tense.

• A dyslexic walks into a bra.

• A verb walks into a bar, sees a beautiful noun, and suggests they conjugate. The noun declines.

• A simile walks into a bar, as parched as a desert.

• A gerund and an infinitive walk into a bar, drinking to forget.

• A hyphenated word and a non-hyphenated word walk into a bar and the bartender nearly chokes on the irony


- Jill Thomas Doyle

A zeugma walked into a bar, my life and trouble.